Rick and Morty (2013– )
Chris Parnell: Jerry Smith, Jerry, Agent
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Quotes
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Jerry Smith : If you ever have an affair with that guy I will come to your hotel room and blow my brains out over your naked bodies.
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Jerry Smith : If anyone deserves to be telekinetically strangled, it's me.
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Jerry Smith : I guess we really learned something today.
Summer Smith : No we didn't, dad. No we didn't.
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Jerry Smith : This holiday is supposed to be about humanity!
Morty : I thought it was about being born half-god or something...
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Jerry : Okay, that's enough, I'm calling the Police...
Mr Nimbus : Good, go ahead, I Control them...
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Jerry : [disintegrating Wooden Clone made into a Crucifix] Christianity Again? After Cowboys? You went back around? This is the worst thing to happen to anybody, ever!
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Jerry Smith : [Headward, Free to Rise] I have a hairpin in my cheek but I don't know what to do with it!
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Jerry Smith : We can't all be raised like reptiles by a mentally ill scientist!
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Jerry Smith : If you weren't being such an evangelical atheist, you might start enjoying yourself.
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Jerry Smith : I guess I'm just everyone in this family's toilet paper.
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Risotto Groupon : I am the assistant general manager of the restaurant.
Jerry Smith : Do you have any comment cards, I may have some thoughts.
Risotto Groupon : My kingdom was usurped by force with weapons and technology supplied by your father-in-law.
Jerry Smith : My kingdom was usurped too! He basically got me kicked out of my family!
Risotto Groupon : Then we are brothers! And you have wondered what your life could have been without Rick.
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Jerry Smith : Sometimes small true-true different than da big true-true...
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Jerry Smith : Your mother's lawyer says that if I can win enough in the settlement then he can help me sue for full custody!
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Jerry Smith : Do you see what I mean?
Alien Therapist : I think we all see what you both mean.
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Jerry Smith : I guess sometimes teenagers do know what they're talking about, even if it's mean.
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Mom : We're a Sex-Positive Couple!
Jerry : We watch Pornography together!
Starfish PA : I'll send you a Gift Basket...
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Jerry : I've seen you Fuck a Planet, and this is the Guy you're afraid of?
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Jerry : Ja Boom-Boom!
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Jerry : No Doors! Once you have Doors, you have Indoors!
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Jerry : Is that Mr Nimbus?
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Jerry : The great roughing of it is at hand!
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Jerry : I don't want to be known as the Vagina Guy!
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Jerry Smith : Rick, do you have some kind of hand-shaped device to help me open this jar of mayonnaise?
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Jerry Smith : I remember it differently.
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Jerry Smith : Maybe we should just play Yahtzee.
