The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Contractual Obligation Implementation (2013)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

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Quotes 

• Howard Wolowitz : Bernie, I'm home. Did you have fun today?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yes, and I have a surprise for you.

  Howard Wolowitz : Please be Cinderella. Please be Cinderella.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Appears dressed as Cinderella]  Hello, my handsome prince.

  Howard Wolowitz : Milady.

  [Mimes riding a horse to her] 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I haven't been to Disneyland since I was a kid; we should definitely go one weekend.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Weekends are too crowded.

  Penny : So blow off work. Go on a weekday.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Hookey? I've never played hookey in my life. My mom said that's how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music.

  Penny : More like how girls end up at a Best Western hotel with a thirty-four-year-old guy named Luther.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Joke?

  Penny : I can laugh about it now.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : We can't all be Cinderella.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : How do we decide?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Simple. I came up with the idea, so I get to be Cinderella. Any of you bitches have a problem with that, I can stop the car right now!

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why don't you take her to Disneyland? You go on Space Mountain; you're in the dark; she's holding on to you...

  Penny : Yeah, but you've just have to remember that ride is shorter than you think and they take a picture of you at the end, so make sure you got all your clothes back on.

  [Amy & Bernadette stare at her] 

  Penny : It's a *joke*! Based on real events.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I can't believe I ditched work for Disneyland.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : What did you tell your boss?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I was very clever. I did it in stages. At 7:00 last night, I called about a problem at the lab and casually mentioned I was going out for seafood. At 9:30, I called and told him that one of my scallops tasted weird. At 11:30, I called and said I was throwing up like a firehose. at 12:45, I called and made nothing but dry heaving sounds. And now I'm going to Disneyland!

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Penny, what did you say?

  Penny : I work at the Cheesecake Factory. I said, bye.