The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Contractual Obligation Implementation (2013)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I haven't been to Disneyland since I was a kid; we should definitely go one weekend.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Weekends are too crowded.
Penny : So blow off work. Go on a weekday.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hookey? I've never played hookey in my life. My mom said that's how girls end up addicted to reefer and jazz music.
Penny : More like how girls end up at a Best Western hotel with a thirty-four-year-old guy named Luther.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Joke?
Penny : I can laugh about it now.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why don't you take her to Disneyland? You go on Space Mountain; you're in the dark; she's holding on to you...
Penny : Yeah, but you've just have to remember that ride is shorter than you think and they take a picture of you at the end, so make sure you got all your clothes back on.
[Amy & Bernadette stare at her]
Penny : It's a *joke*! Based on real events.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Enters] Hey, so how was... Huh?
Penny : [Dressed as Sleeping Beauty] I can explain. I played hooky with the girls and we went to Disneyland and got... What are you doing?
Leonard Hofstadter : [Undressing] I'm listening, keep going.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I can't believe I ditched work for Disneyland.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What did you tell your boss?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, I was very clever. I did it in stages. At 7:00 last night, I called about a problem at the lab and casually mentioned I was going out for seafood. At 9:30, I called and told him that one of my scallops tasted weird. At 11:30, I called and said I was throwing up like a firehose. at 12:45, I called and made nothing but dry heaving sounds. And now I'm going to Disneyland!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Penny, what did you say?
Penny : I work at the Cheesecake Factory. I said, bye.
