"Family Guy" The Old Man and the Big 'C' (TV Episode 2012) - Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Dr. Elmer Hartman

Carter Pewterschmidt : One of 'em's a Chinese. Boy, I don't like those people. But holy crap. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go.
Carter Pewterschmidt : There's far more money to be made in treating a disease than in curing it. Why cure someone of cancer in a day if we can treat them for a lifetime and bill 'em every step along the way?
Stewie Griffin : I don't know why you're surprised by this, Brian. Big corporations never tell the truth.
Peter Griffin : If he's such a bad guy, why is he on a magazine?

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Dr. Elmer Hartman