Modern Family (TV Series)
Arrested (2012)
Carlton Curington: Orderly
Quotes
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Cameron Tucker : [to Luke] Hey. You're looking a lot better. How you feeling?
Luke Dunphy : Better than Kidney Stones over there.
Cameron Tucker : Yeah, you know what? Now that you're doing better, I think I should call your mom and tell her what happened. You know, I know it was a bit of a rough ride in the beginning, but the important thing is I handled it. And everybody's okay.
Luke Dunphy : What happened to *her*?
Mitchell Pritchett : [Answering Cam's call] Hello?
Orderly : [Wheeling in Alex on a stretcher] She passed out watching a C-section.
Mitchell Pritchett : Cam?
Cameron Tucker : [High-pitched voice] Never mind!
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Cameron Tucker : This boy can't breathe. He's having a severe allergic reaction.
Luke Dunphy : No, you're squeezing me.
Cameron Tucker : He needs medicine. His throat is closing up.
Nurse : Okay, hold on.
[Picking up phone receiver]
Nurse : We have an allergic reaction. A young boy. Obstructed breathing.
[Hangs up]
Nurse : What happened?
Cameron Tucker : Well, somebody gave him some soy bacon that was so good, he couldn't tell the difference.
[His phone rings and he answers]
Cameron Tucker : Mitchell, I can't talk right now.
Claire Dunphy : Can, it's Claire. My phone died. I just wanted to a make sure the kids got to school okay.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, yeah, of course they did. Why wouldn't they have?
Orderly : I hear we got a boy who can't breathe?
Alex Dunphy : Right here!
Claire Dunphy : What was that?
Cameron Tucker : Oh, I'm just watching an original Lifetime movie called 'The Boy Who Can't Breathe'.
Claire Dunphy : That sounded like Alex.
Cameron Tucker : Nope. Just Amanda Bynes. Okay, gotta go!