Or, as McEnroe would say: "You cannot be serious!". That was my reaction to this awful Wicked release, credited to director Francois Clousot who should be ashamed of himself.
Even the title is wrong: the five vignettes are merely role reversals rather than swaps. And the level of stories resembles ancient stag movies.
For example, we have "The Pizza Delivery Girl", a segment where Gracie Glam delivers an unordered pizza to Barrett Blade and then insists on sex from him when he complains and won't pay. Yeah, right.
Equally dumb is "The Pool Girl", where busty Brandy Aniston easily seduces sunbather Rocco Reed.
Even the vignette titles are asinine: "The Plumberess" and "The Gardeneress". As if Brandy Aniston weren't enough, Nicole Aniston is also in the cast.
Marketed as a vehicle for contract girl Alektra Blue, she only appears in a nothing opening scene as a bossy construction worker giving Xander Corvus a hard time.
Even the title is wrong: the five vignettes are merely role reversals rather than swaps. And the level of stories resembles ancient stag movies.
For example, we have "The Pizza Delivery Girl", a segment where Gracie Glam delivers an unordered pizza to Barrett Blade and then insists on sex from him when he complains and won't pay. Yeah, right.
Equally dumb is "The Pool Girl", where busty Brandy Aniston easily seduces sunbather Rocco Reed.
Even the vignette titles are asinine: "The Plumberess" and "The Gardeneress". As if Brandy Aniston weren't enough, Nicole Aniston is also in the cast.
Marketed as a vehicle for contract girl Alektra Blue, she only appears in a nothing opening scene as a bossy construction worker giving Xander Corvus a hard time.