Resident Alien (TV Series)

Lone Wolf (2024)

Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle

Quotes 

• Asta Twelvetrees : Do you know what one of the best things is about being human?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : The colon.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Do not bite my balls.

  Asta Twelvetrees : There is 0% chance of that happening.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : If I am a superhero, Asta is my kryptonite.

• Joseph Rainier : Just know I am watching you, and I will figure out what you are doing here.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : And I will figure out what you are doing here.

  Joseph Rainier : I'm here to figure out what you're doing here.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Then I just figured it out. I win.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : If you have the right person on your team, they do not hold you back. They lift you up.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Human babies cannot even live without help from others. It is probably a good thing because if human babies could kill, they would certainly do it.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : My earliest memory was gestating in my egg, alone. When I hatched, I was greeted by the mewling of hundreds of siblings. We all preferred solitude. So naturally, we set upon killing each other.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : You'll kill yourself? You are such a good friend!

• Sahar : But I did clean the toilet with your toothbrush.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Well, the joke is on you because I will not pay you for your maid service!

• Harry Vanderspeigle : The human bladder is not considered full until it holds two cups of liquid. Or in this case, that local beer Joseph is drinking.

  [Joseph unexpectedly goes to the restroom] 

  Harry Vanderspeigle : That was faster than expected. Maybe because that local beer is already like urine.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : You are tracking Asta? You are doing what I was doing.

  D'Arcy Bloom : It's only creepy if you do it.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : If you break it, you buy it.

  D'Arcy Bloom : [she breaks it]  That is way more pieces than I would have guessed.