Modern Family (TV Series)
When Good Kids Go Bad (2011)
Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker
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Quotes
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Mitchell Pritchett : Oh come on. You have to admit you do coddle her.
Cameron Tucker : I will not apologize for loving our daughter.
Mitchell Pritchett : I'm not criticizing.
[Cam stares]
Mitchell Pritchett : I'm not *only* criticizing. But we did talk about giving Lily a little more independence.
Cameron Tucker : Yeah, which is why we put her in preschool.
Mitchell Pritchett : Yes, but you can't bear to leave her there. You always pick her up early.
Cameron Tucker : That is ridiculous.
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, okay. Lily, honey, did Daddy pick you up early from preschool today?
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : No.
Cameron Tucker : Case closed.
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : We didn't go.
Mitchell Pritchett : Case opened.
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : We went shopping.
Cameron Tucker : That's enough.
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : We bought matchy hats.
Cameron Tucker : [Picks her up] You are going to your room.
Mitchell Pritchett : You're *both* going to her room!
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Luke Dunphy : [to Cameron and Mitchell] Hey, do you guys have any old furniture? I'm moving into the attic.
Mitchell Pritchett : The attic?
Luke Dunphy : Hey, at least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in the closet.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, okay. Well, you know what? Yeah, we'll absolutely find you something for sure, okay?
Lily Tucker-Pritchett : [pushing Luke away from Cameron] My daddy!
Mitchell Pritchett : Lily, no! I'm sorry, Luke.
Luke Dunphy : [staring daggers at Lily] This isn't over.
Cameron Tucker : Oh, my God, Mitchell. She's getting worse. I have turned her into a pushy little entitled monster on her way to a rap sheet and a bracelet on her ankle.
[Gasps]
Cameron Tucker : Oh, she has a bracelet on her ankle!
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Cameron Tucker : [about Lily dressing herself] She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.
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Mitchell Pritchett : [Cameron is waving sparklers in front of a banner reading "It's Gonna Be a Boy" while "Let's Hear It For The Boy" plays on the tape player] Okay, just to be clear, *this* is low-key?
Cameron Tucker : It's a banner and just some light musical accompaniment, Mitchell. I don't have a lower key.
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Mitchell Pritchett : We are having a slight issue getting Lily on board with the adoption. "I hate the baby."
Cameron Tucker : "No new baby."
Mitchell Pritchett : "I wanna make the baby dead."
Cameron Tucker : I thought we weren't gonna share that one.