Hacks (TV Series)
The Captain's Wife (2022)
Jean Smart: Deborah Vance
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Quotes
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Deborah Vance : [phone call] I've been trying you. Your assistant said you're at anger management?
Jimmy : She's not supposed to tell people that, but yes. It's horrible. Russell Crowe is my accountability partner.
Deborah Vance : Does he scream a lot?
Jimmy : Worse. He just whispers. Pretty sure he's a climate terrorist because he talks a lot about "finding the oil men in their homes."
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Deborah Vance : [dealing with a hostile lesbian audience during a performance on the cruise ship] Hey, you there in the second row. I mean, would you date me? I mean, you're reading a book.
Doris : Um, actually, I'm married to the captain.
Deborah Vance : The captain. Oh, God. Bring him out. I love a man in uniform.
Doris : She's a woman.
Deborah Vance : The captain's a woman? Oh, God. Hope we don't have to parallel park this thing.