- Deborah Vance: [phone call] I've been trying you. Your assistant said you're at anger management?
- Jimmy: She's not supposed to tell people that, but yes. It's horrible. Russell Crowe is my accountability partner.
- Deborah Vance: Does he scream a lot?
- Jimmy: Worse. He just whispers. Pretty sure he's a climate terrorist because he talks a lot about "finding the oil men in their homes."
- Deborah Vance: [dealing with a hostile lesbian audience during a performance on the cruise ship] Hey, you there in the second row. I mean, would you date me? I mean, you're reading a book.
- Doris: Um, actually, I'm married to the captain.
- Deborah Vance: The captain. Oh, God. Bring him out. I love a man in uniform.
- Doris: She's a woman.
- Deborah Vance: The captain's a woman? Oh, God. Hope we don't have to parallel park this thing.