Modern Family (TV Series)
The One That Got Away (2011)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : [answering his phone] Hello? She's not with me, Cam. I got her phone. Why are you crying? How do you get kicked out of a bakery? Well, that'll do it.
Cameron Tucker : I'm sorry to ask you to get your own birthday cake, but I can't get ahold of any-anyone else.
Jay Pritchett : Can't do it. I'm on my way to the lake, finally. Just get something at the grocery store.
Cameron Tucker : I am not getting you a grocery store cake!
[Starting to panic]
Cameron Tucker : Gloria asked me to handle this. She's gonna yell at me, Jay. She can be mean in Spanish!
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : So, that's really going to be your day? You're going fishing?
Jay Pritchett : With time out for a former lunch. Sausage of the Month Club really nailed it in May. But honey, no offense, they almost lost me last month with that chorizo.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Why no offense? It's a sausage; it's not on our flag.