Outsourced (TV Series)
Home for the Diwalidays (2010)
Ben Rappaport: Todd Dempsy
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Quotes
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Todd Dempsy : Why are you all dressed up?
Manmeet : I'm dressed up for Diwali, man.
Todd Dempsy : Oh, yeah right.
Manmeet : You don't know what Diwali is, do you? Todd, come on. It's the biggest holiday in India, man.
Todd Dempsy : I know what it is. I just think it's become a little commercialized, you know? It shouldn't be about buying stuff. It should be about celebrating the birth of the Baby Diwali.
[Manmeet glares at Todd]
Todd Dempsy : There is no Baby Diwali, is there?
[Manmeet shakes his head]
Todd Dempsy : Uh... laughing cow? Crouching tiger? Flying monkey.
Manmeet : Okay, there does happen to be a flying monkey, but I feel like that guess came from a bad place.
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Todd Dempsy : Can somebody tell me what Diwali is really all about?
Asha : It's about the triumph of good over evil.
Madhuri : And the beginning of the new year.
Manmeet : And it marks the end of the harvest.
Gupta : And it commemorates Lord Rama's glorious return after fourteen years of exile and his defeat of the Demon King, Ravana.
Todd Dempsy : Wow! So it's like a combination of Christmas, New Year's, Fourth of July and "Star Wars".
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[Todd has just told his workers that they can't have Diwali off]
Todd Dempsy : Can't we just be happy that the Demon King is dead?
Gupta : Even the Demon King gives his workers the holidays off.
Todd Dempsy : What?
Gupta : Oh, nothing. Just saying that you are worse than the Demon King.
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Todd Dempsy : Are you letting your workers leave early today for Diwali?
Charlie Davies : You have to, man. This is huge for them. I love this time of year. Booze, fireworks, no laws against how you like to party. It's like spring break before MTV got a hold of it. Check out this little game-changer.
[Charlie draws a handgun and fires randomly into the air]
Charlie Davies : Happy Diwali, everybody!
Todd Dempsy : Are you crazy?
Charlie Davies : Relax, I'm pretty sure they're blanks.
Todd Dempsy : Pretty sure?
Charlie Davies : Well, the box is in Russian.