The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Justice League Recombination (2010)
Brian Thomas Smith: Zack Johnson
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Quotes
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Zack : You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon Cooper : Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
Zack : No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel. It was a great show. They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.
Leonard Hofstadter : They might be smarter than some people.
Zack : Maybe we can do an experiment to find out.
Sheldon Cooper : That's easy enough. We need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through, and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.
[the guys laugh at him]
Zack : I don't get it.
Leonard Hofstadter : A dolphin might.
Zack : Oh, I see. You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.
Sheldon Cooper : That's not correct. We were implying it. You then inferred it.
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Zack : Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane.
[Zack jumps into Sheldon and Leonard's apartment in his Superman costume]
Zack : I forget the rest.
Penny : [Enters wearing a Wonder Woman costume with a low-cut top] All right. Let's get this thing over with.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry. But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
Howard Wolowitz : Relax. No one's gonna be looking at her hair.
[Penny punches Wolowitz in his shoulder]
Howard Wolowitz : Ow! I mean...
Howard Wolowitz : [in gravelly voice] Ow.
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Howard Wolowitz : Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh.
Raj Koothrappali : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : What's the bad news?
Howard Wolowitz : Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight.
Zack : [Looks down at his Superman costume] Aw, damn.
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Leonard Hofstadter : If it makes you feel any better, when I was dating Penny, she used to flip out on me all the time.
Zack : Whoa! You dated Penny?
Leonard Hofstadter : She didn't tell you?
Zack : She told me she dated a guy named Leonard; who would have thought it was you?
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Penny : I'm still mad at you.
Zack : Well, you won't be when you hear the great news.
Penny : What great news?
Zack : We're going to a costume party at the comic book store on New Years Eve, and you get to be Wonder Woman.
Sheldon Cooper : Complete with bulletproof bracelets and lasso of truth. Invisible plane sold separately.
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Zack : I haven't been to a comic book store in literally a million years.
Sheldon Cooper : Literally? Literally a million years?
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Zack : [entering the comic book store] Where do they keep the Archies?
Sheldon Cooper : In the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls, where they belong.
Zack : Oh, no, you're thinking old-school Archie. It's much more sophisticated now. Like, there's two universes, and Archie's married to Betty in one and Veronica in the other. Midge is even breaking up with Moose.
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Stuart : You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, no. Oh, this is Zack; he's... a friend of ours. Zack, this is Stuart; he owns the store.
Zack : Wow! Lucky you.
Stuart : Yeah! I work seventy hours a week and average a dollar sixty-five an hour.
Zack : Sweet!
Stuart : Is that sarcasm?
Howard Wolowitz : Uh, no, it's an indictment of the American education system,