How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Of Course (2010)
Jennifer Lopez: Anita
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Quotes
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Anita Appleby : The book says never sleep with a guy on the first date.
Barney Stinson : Totally.
Anita Appleby : Or the second date.
Barney Stinson : Of course.
Anita Appleby : Or the third date.
Barney Stinson : Well...
Anita Appleby : Or the forth date.
Barney Stinson : Will you just tell me how many dates?
Anita Appleby : Seventeen.
Barney Stinson : [Shocked] SEVENTEEN?
[to a person at the bar about the chair next to them]
Barney Stinson : Excuse me, is anyone using this?
[Barney sits on the chair and faints]
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Robin Scherbatsky : [Interviewing Anita on her show] But, um, if you had to summarize your book in thirty words or less?
Anita Appleby : I'll summarize it in one word, Robin. And that word is "No". By saying no constantly and consistently you empower yourself, while simultaneously turning any jerk into a submissive, sniveling puddle of a man.
Robin Scherbatsky : And isn't that every girls dream. After the break we're going to talk about your new book "Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet, Take a Look at Yourself You Dumb Slut"; due out in June.