Mr. Mayor (TV Series)
The Illusion of Choice (2022)
Bobby Moynihan: Jayden Kwapis
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Quotes
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Jayden Kwapis : The landlord will only rent to a Scorpio. And I'm a...
Mikaela Shaw : Obvious Pisces. Ugh, better luck next time, Jayden.
Tommy Tomás : Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Not only is this discrimination, it's dumb discrimination based on a pseudoscience.
Mikaela Shaw : So you agree, it's a science.
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Tommy Tomás : I thought you lived with your mom.
Jayden Kwapis : I did, okay? But she raised the rent to $1,400 and 20 kisses a month. And both prices are too steep, okay? I'm not made of kisses.
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Mikaela Shaw : So, Jayden, what am I looking at here?
Jayden Kwapis : [office security video playing on laptop] This is where the bad chairs go!
[clanging]
Jayden Kwapis : Fire!
[clanging]
Jayden Kwapis : Fire!
Jayden Kwapis : Okay, I can explain. I'm a sleepwalker. Ever since I went to a show at the Magic Castle and I heckled a hypnotist...