- Leaf: I'm an Aquarius, so I love meeting new souls.
- Mikaela Shaw: I'm a Libra! So the old "scales of balance." It's why I'm the hero of my own story but also a victim.
- Arpi Meskimen: I don't get why you let the pilot program go ahead in the first place. Why even pick a trash can?
- Neil Bremer: Because all the choices were trash cans, Arpi! I had to pick... Oh, the illusion of choice. See, he nudged me. James nudged me!
- Arpi Meskimen: Huh, I guess he did. So nudge him back. Trick him into thinking we shouldn't do the trash cans at all.
- Neil Bremer: Trick James, the Master of Nudge?
- Arpi Meskimen: Oh, please. James just slapped a fresh coat of paint on the oldest trick in the book. Nudging is the same as "Great idea, sir." It's when I say an idea, wait for my superior to bring it up again later, and then compliment them like it's their idea. I also like "Yeah, yeah, yeah." That's what you say to sound like you're agreeing. But if it's all you say, the person you're talking to has to start filling the silence, negotiating with his own idea until he talks himself out of it.
- Neil Bremer: Yeah, I do that every time Orly asks for a rabbit. Oh, hey, what if we use our old-school nudging to get James to cancel the trash can program?
- Arpi Meskimen: Great idea, sir!
- Neil Bremer: I know. Thank you.
- Jayden Kwapis: The landlord will only rent to a Scorpio. And I'm a...
- Mikaela Shaw: Obvious Pisces. Ugh, better luck next time, Jayden.
- Tommy Tomás: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Not only is this discrimination, it's dumb discrimination based on a pseudoscience.
- Mikaela Shaw: So you agree, it's a science.
- Tommy Tomás: I thought you lived with your mom.
- Jayden Kwapis: I did, okay? But she raised the rent to $1,400 and 20 kisses a month. And both prices are too steep, okay? I'm not made of kisses.
- James: It's the illusion of choice.
- Arpi Meskimen: Ugh, I can't tell if this is fascist gobbledygook or corporate doublespeak. But, hey, why choose, right?
- James: I'm just saying it works.
- Mikaela Shaw: So, Jayden, what am I looking at here?
- Jayden Kwapis: [office security video playing on laptop] This is where the bad chairs go!
- [clanging]
- Jayden Kwapis: Fire!
- [clanging]
- Jayden Kwapis: Fire!
- Jayden Kwapis: Okay, I can explain. I'm a sleepwalker. Ever since I went to a show at the Magic Castle and I heckled a hypnotist...