30 Rock (TV Series)
Black Light Attack! (2010)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : So what did you do after the party the other night?
Danny Baker : Well, my, uh, work friend and I went to her office.
Jack Donaghy : Ooh, she has an office. Hey, is it that chick lawyer who does the sexual harassment presentation? Because she's asking for it. Okay, no more guesses, continue.
Danny Baker : All right, so we're getting into it, and she takes off her glasses. Real sexy.
Jack Donaghy : Nice.
Danny Baker : But she never takes off her shoes, which I kind of like. Even though the reason is she's never let a man see her feet.
Jack Donaghy : What?
Danny Baker : And she's kind of a tease. Mostly we just kiss, and then, she makes me go down to the deli to get her a sandwich. So we haven't gone too far. But under that dress, I can tell she's wearing some weird underwear. I want to see it.
Jack Donaghy : [realizes Danny is talking about Liz] They're called "Spanx".
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Jack Donaghy : Lemon, you need to end this now.
Liz Lemon : What? No Jack, you were just talking about how you miss office hookups. That is a double standard.
Jack Donaghy : Calm down.
Liz Lemon : No, I won't calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
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Jack Donaghy : [holding Danny's CHiPS badge] This badge is a symbol of dignity, honor, and dramatized 1970s interethnic California daytime motorcycle highway justice.
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Jack Donaghy : For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek.
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Jack Donaghy : Danny and I were supposed to have lunch today. Why didn't he show up?
Liz Lemon : I don't know. Maybe he had something better to do.
Jack Donaghy : Well, I had a Porterhouse for two, alone. I am very angry and sleepy.
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Jack Donaghy : Yes, I've had office relationships in the past. But always with people that I could transfer to another city, or introduce to Nicolas Sarkozy.
