Bob agrees to be the temporary chef at the Fischoeders' new nightclub; the kids throw a pool party in the restaurant basement when they get a hold of a stock tank.
The kids meet a mysterious old woman at a hotel on Halloween as Louise plots her revenge for a candy transgression; Bob and Linda donate blood at a vampire-themed blood mobile.
Bob wonders if there's a catch to the Belchers being invited to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade; Louise has her eye on the Santa Schooner.
Louise convinces Bob and Linda to cash in on the Valentine's Day dinner business, forcing them to put their plans on hold; Tina attends Tammy's Anti-Valentine's Day party.
On a trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told the kids about what happened to their beloved stuffed animal, Wheelie Mammoth.
Gene is left home alone when Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, while Bob, Louise and Teddy buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy Bob found on the internet.
Tina develops an unexpected crush when she must listen to Spanish audio lessons to improve her grade; Louise and Gene hope to dunk Mr. Frond at the Wagstaff Spring Fair.
Tina faces a crisis as hall monitor when she finds a new passion for an underground trend at Wagstaff that Mr. Frond is out to stop; Bob and Linda try to help Teddy sneak food into a movie theater.
The Belcher kids get into a cat-and-mouse game with Dr. Yap when he catches them stealing something in the waiting room of his office; Bob, Linda and Teddy try to clean bird poop off the restaurant window.