Alan Oppenheimer: Prof. Amadeus Sharp

Quotes 

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : [after using TED to bring forth Chuck when he was still an egg]  Now, let's try the future.

  [activates TED; when the smoke clears he finds himself holding a bucket of chicken] 

  Prof. Amadeus Sharp : Oh, my, it looks like poor Chuck doesn't have much of a future.

• Prof. Amadeus Sharp : [on the talk show where TED's been swiped]  Now give it back before you do any more damage.

  Glove : Give it back? Ha! You're a funny guy. You oughta be on television.