- Muffy St. Cloud: Hey, Doctor, I simply love that ensemble. I mean the dudes, not the duds.
- [the drummer hits a drum and the cymbals a few times]
- Muffy St. Cloud: Oh, I'm just too much. But apparently my producers think I'm not quite enough, so they've added a surprise cohost.
- Biff Beadle: Hey, Muffy, I can't tell ya how glad I am to be your new cohost.
- Muffy St. Cloud: Good, then don't.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: [after using TED to bring forth Chuck when he was still an egg] Now, let's try the future.
- [activates TED; when the smoke clears he finds himself holding a bucket of chicken]
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: Oh, my, it looks like poor Chuck doesn't have much of a future.
- Biff Beadle: I-I just know that this morning's show will be chock full of surprises.
- [laughs]
- Muffy St. Cloud: If you ask me there's already been one too many, Biffy.
- Mechanic: [Switches on The Cuddlyfluffs and Fuzzhuggies Hour] Ooooh, now that's entertainment.
- Dr. Scarab: Mechanic, turn off those sugarcoated saps. I'm getting cavities just looking at them. And put back Good Morning, Hemisphere, and Little Miss Muffy.
- Jack Bennett: I can't wait to have ya try my new recipe: flounder flapjacks.
- Meg Bennett: Llech.
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: I hate surprises in the morning.
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: [on the talk show where TED's been swiped] Now give it back before you do any more damage.
- Glove: Give it back? Ha! You're a funny guy. You oughta be on television.
- Muffy St. Cloud: [Glove, who was earlier disguised as the cohost, blasts his way out through a wall] Biff, you're fired...
- Dr. Scarab: My dear brother said this thing can be used to bring great minds from the past, or from the future. And that's just what I'm going to do.
- Chopper: Who, boss? Jesse James?
- Madame-O: Mata Hari?
- Glove: Darth Vader?
- Dr. Scarab: No, not those amateurs. I mean the *greatest* minds. Mine.
- Young Wilmer Sharp: [to Scarab] Who're you - baldy?
- Older Dr. Scarab: If someone doesn't tell me what's going on, now, it's gonna get ugly around here.
- Young Wilmer Sharp: [looking at Glove] It's already ugly around here.
- Dr. Scarab: I brought you both here by a device invented by our dear brother
- Older Dr. Scarab: What do you mean "our" brother?
- Young Wilmer Sharp: Moronic Maddy?
- Dr. Scarab: Yes, Maddy. Only now he's known as Professor Amadeus Sharp.
- Young Wilmer Sharp: He looks pretty dull if ya ask me.
- Older Dr. Scarab: We didn't ask you, you little fat brat.
- Young Wilmer Sharp: Look who's talking: the Geriatric Jumbo.
- Young Wilmer Sharp: What are you saying? That I'm you? And that fat old pig is me too? Gross me out!
- Older Dr. Scarab: [running to sit in it] My old power throne. I never thought I'd see it again. It was destroyed many years ago.
- [it collapses under his weight after a few seconds of hovering]
- Young Wilmer Sharp: Three guesses how.
- George: It's time once again to say Good Morning, Hemisphere, where anything can happen and lately it has.
- Muffy St. Cloud: We don't have any exploding cohost, but we do have three clowns. And I don't mean the guys in the band.
- Muffy St. Cloud: [the performers use the bionic masking unit to transform into Scarab's three forms] Not again! Where's my producer?
- Bunjiro 'Bunji' Bennett: Those Scarabs are like three peas in a pod
- Eric Bennett: Yeah, a rotten pod.