Modern Family (TV Series)
Coal Digger (2009)
Rico Rodriguez: Manny Delgado
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : So what happened?
Principal Balaban : Well, apparently there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground, but by the time the teachers separated them, Luke was sitting on Manny's chest.
Jay Pritchett : Luke, that's not like you.
Principal Balaban : Wait a minute. You're Luke's father?
Jay Pritchett : Grandfather.
Principal Balaban : So, Manny's father is...
[Looks at Phil, who points to Jay]
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Javier. Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire.
Principal Balaban : Okay. You're...
Claire Dunphy : He's our son.
Jay Pritchett : And my grandson.
Claire Dunphy : I'm his daughter.
Principal Balaban : Okay, so you're...
Manny Delgado : His uncle.
Luke Dunphy : Stop saying that or I'll sit on your chest again!
Claire Dunphy : Wait a second. Is that what this is all about?
Luke Dunphy : He keeps calling me his nephew.
Manny Delgado : You are my nephew!