The Office: Blackmail (TV Series)
Andy (2009)
Creed Bratton: Creed Bratton
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : What are you gonna do with this?
Creed Bratton : It depends on you, my friend. You can make a small contribution to the William Charles Schneider Memorial Fund. You can make this all go away or else!
[he makes a throat slit gesture]
Andy Bernard : You're going to kill me?
Creed Bratton : That's probably the wrong gesture. I was trying to indicate that it will be very bad for you.
Andy Bernard : That was the wrong gesture cause that is like... It's like I'm gonna slit your throat.
Creed Bratton : No, I'm not gonna do that.
Andy Bernard : If it's bad, you just be like-
[he waves his finger]
Andy Bernard : You know, like...
Creed Bratton : Alright. Enough of this small talk! Okay? Are you going to pay me or not?
Andy Bernard : I don't know, Creed. I'm like really freaked out and confused.
Creed Bratton : Make up your mind quickly or else.
[he waves his finger]
Andy Bernard : [talking head] I don't know what I'm gonna do and I'm freaking out. And I haven't freaked out in a decision like this since I had to choose between Here Comes Treble, Treble In Paradise, The Trebleshooters and The Finger Lake Maestros.
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Creed Bratton : [whispering to Andy] What's it gonna be?
Andy Bernard : Ooh, wow! You're so gratuitously creepy, Creed. You know that?
Creed Bratton : Thank you.
Andy Bernard : You know what it's gonna be? In about two seconds, you're not gonna have anything to lord over me. Excuse me. I have an announcement to make! And that announcement is look at this! Okay?
[he shows off his Japanese tattoo]
Andy Bernard : Just look!
[talking head]
Andy Bernard : Yes, I do have a tattoo. I got it during my semester at sea.
Kelly Kapoor : Oh, my God! Do you have a tramp stamp?
Andy Bernard : No, Kelly! I don't have a tramp stamp.
[talking head]
Andy Bernard : No, I don't have a tramp stamp. Yes, it does happen to be on my lower back. Yes, it does mean Nard Dog. No, I don't regret it. Yes, I am having it laser removed.
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Creed Bratton : This blackmail game is hard work. I'm gonna need a little nap.
[he overhears Meredith talking on the phone]
Meredith Palmer : Frank is finally paying me child support. No. Jake's biological father is too. Hahaha! Yeah. I bought myself a kegerator. Well, we kind of drink at home cause I can't drive anymore cause of my DUI.
Creed Bratton : I feel great after that nap. Totally refreshed. Ready to blackmail that Indian chick.