Hollywood Squares (TV Series)
Episode #3.1 (2000)
Tom Bergeron: Self - Host
Quotes
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Himself - Host : [Naeem - the male contestant: Jessica Thompson for the win!] Jessica Simpson, yes!
[Naeem then proceeds to apologize]
Herself - Panelist : Don't worry, I'll still give you the right answer.
Herself - Panelist : With a name like Naeem, he gets your name wrong...
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Herself - Panelist : [In a question where the male contestant has just incorrectly agreed on Jessica Simpson's answer after accidentally saying Jessica Thompson instead of Simpson] That's for not knowing my name!
Himself - Panelist : See, you done made her mad!
[Then the female contestant calls on Caroline Rhea]
Himself - Host : Last time you call her Thompson, I guess. Alright, Caroline.
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Himself - Host : [In a question where the female contestant agrees with Caroline's answer of vegetables] Beans, specifically, but I don't know, Skippy, are we gonna go there?
Herself - Panelist : [Skippy says it's not a match] What? Wait a minute, Skippy, beans are vegetables!
[Skippy says that a specific is needed]
Herself - Panelist : Well then, ask me again.
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Himself - Host : You want to introduce your significant other to a friend at a party but you've forgotten the friend's name, what do etiquette experts advise you should do?
Herself - Center Square : I tell you what I do, I just go "wassup", and people don't feel bad, so they can respond because they don't remember your name either. It's a horrible thing.
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Himself - Host : Kids in America do this 180 days a year, what do kids in China do 251 days a year?
Herself - Center Square : Eat Chinese food?
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Himself - Host : "I was a lonely teenage broncin buck..."
Herself - Center Square : I know you were.
Himself - Host : Ooh yeah, oooh yeah.
Herself - Center Square : I heard that about you, Tom.
Himself - Host : "... with a pink carnation and a pickup truck." That's a line from what pop song?
Herself - Center Square : Like A Virgin.