- Himself - Host: [Naeem - the male contestant: Jessica Thompson for the win!] Jessica Simpson, yes!
- [Naeem then proceeds to apologize]
- Herself - Panelist: Don't worry, I'll still give you the right answer.
- Herself - Panelist: With a name like Naeem, he gets your name wrong...
- Herself - Panelist: [In a question where the male contestant has just incorrectly agreed on Jessica Simpson's answer after accidentally saying Jessica Thompson instead of Simpson] That's for not knowing my name!
- Himself - Panelist: See, you done made her mad!
- [Then the female contestant calls on Caroline Rhea]
- Himself - Host: Last time you call her Thompson, I guess. Alright, Caroline.
- Himself - Host: [In a question where the female contestant agrees with Caroline's answer of vegetables] Beans, specifically, but I don't know, Skippy, are we gonna go there?
- Herself - Panelist: [Skippy says it's not a match] What? Wait a minute, Skippy, beans are vegetables!
- [Skippy says that a specific is needed]
- Herself - Panelist: Well then, ask me again.
- Himself - Host: You want to introduce your significant other to a friend at a party but you've forgotten the friend's name, what do etiquette experts advise you should do?
- Herself - Center Square: I tell you what I do, I just go "wassup", and people don't feel bad, so they can respond because they don't remember your name either. It's a horrible thing.
- Himself - Host: Kids in America do this 180 days a year, what do kids in China do 251 days a year?
- Herself - Center Square: Eat Chinese food?
- Himself - Host: "I was a lonely teenage broncin buck..."
- Herself - Center Square: I know you were.
- Himself - Host: Ooh yeah, oooh yeah.
- Herself - Center Square: I heard that about you, Tom.
- Himself - Host: "... with a pink carnation and a pickup truck." That's a line from what pop song?
- Herself - Center Square: Like A Virgin.