Danielle Branch: Tamsin

Quotes 

• Alfie Butts : So, now you know who each of you are, that should make things slightly less awkward. Despite Janey having decided to join us.

  Tamsin : Look, Alfie. I know Gwyneth is your girlfriend. But when I saw you the other day, it only made me more uncertain about marrying Steve.

  Janey Harper : Oh... tricky scenario!

  Alfie Butts : Yes, thank you, Janey.

  Tamsin : I promise you, the last thing I want to do is come between you and... and Gwyneth.

  Janey Harper : Yeah, right!

  Tamsin : I mean it! Because I do love Steve - maybe all this is just pre-wedding jitters. But Alfie, we've known each other since we were kids...

  Gwyneth : [Clears throat] 

  Tamsin : ...So I know when you're truly happy and when... Oh, look, if you want me to go, I'll go right now and I'll marry Steve and I'm pretty sure I'll be happy too!

  Janey Harper : This girl is good!

  Tamsin : Sorry, who are you again?

  Janey Harper : Sweetheart, I'm the girl you never want to go up against!

  Tamsin : And your boyfriend is where?

  Alfie Butts : [Stops Janey from confronting Tamsin]  Whoa, whoa! Janey, could you go in the kitchen and find something to do that lasts about half an hour?

  Janey Harper : Like what?

  Alfie Butts : Oh, let's see... You have a head, there's an oven...