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True Blood (TV Series)
Timebomb (2009)
Sam Trammell: Sam Merlotte
Quotes
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Sam Merlotte : Listen, I know everyone says it, but I'm really not the guy you want.
Sheriff Bud Dearborne : If it's like you said, that there's something out there that's fixin' to get you, than jail's about the safest place to spend the night.
[locking the holding cell]
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Sam Merlotte : Listen, y'all have to trust me. This is bigger and crazier than you can even imagine.
Deputy Kenya Jones : I'll say... This is the second time in 2 weeks a woman's been found in your bar with her heart missing.
Sheriff Bud Dearborne : And the third time a waitresses of yours has ended up dead.
Sam Merlotte : Oh Come on! That was Rene Lenier! You can't use that against me!
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Jane Bodehouse : [In Jail] Hey, Sam. Join the party.
Sam Merlotte : What the f...?
Jane Bodehouse : I'd come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants.
Deputy Kenya Jones : Yeah, it's been a hell of a night. Must be a full moon.
Sam Merlotte : Pretty sure it's not. Mike? What'd they arrest you for?
Mike Spencer : Sodomy
Sam Merlotte : *What*?
Mike Spencer : Yeah they say I... I sodomized a pine tree.
Sam Merlotte : What'd you do that for?
Mike Spencer : I don't know. Must have blacked out, but it's gotta be true. My pecker's got all kinds of scratches on it...