Bigfoot vs Megalodon (2021) User Reviews

Perfect for sick day slockfeast!

[payneia · 2/10 · 6 August 2022]

We like to find "bad movies" for sick days, rainy Sundays, etc. Definately stuck gold here! Horrible dialog, mish mash of all the classics from Stroker to Halo. A dash of Monty Python adds to the childish graphics.

Insufferable, dialogue heavy fecal matter

[milkhole213 · 1/10 · 16 July 2021]

Bigfoot vs. Megalodon is an absolutely insufferable convoluted piece of tripe. The dialogue is almost non-stop even during the action scenes making the movie seem much longer than the slightly less than 71 minutes run time. The dubbed voices are all annoying, awkward and inappropriate despite never seeing a single real Human mouth move. Bigfoot is CG with a voice that sounds like he lives in the HoG instead of the Pacific Northwest. The plot is insipid and all over the place with Archons (aliens with dark motives) teaming up with a Third Reich genetic experiment- a Megalodon. They fight the allies (the remnants of Humanity from a desolated Earth) who team up with bigfoot. There's also Stalin, Crowley and The Sun God Ra. There's way too much out of place sexual dialogue. The few positives are the pretty good for CG animation for something this cheap and the frequent mentions of Archons made me think of the excellent Rotting Christ song.

I expected so bad it's funny

[sgenericr · 1/10 · 5 November 2021]

It's so bad it's terrible. It's full of the same CG clips over and over with painful dialogue. At the time of writing this review the movie was at 6.9, which is an insult to every other movie on this site.

The Director must have a lot of friends

[gutmunchers-31631 · 1/10 · 17 November 2021]

Because there is no way this movie should be so highly rated. Imagine spending an hour with a video game cut scene from the '90s. Toss in some terrible dialogue and voice acting for an unpleasant hour.

Would give 0 if possible

[padawanmovies · 1/10 · 24 June 2022]

The 2 monsters from the title DONT EVEN FIGHT!!! In fact they might not share a scene at all. This was really about some human scientist "princess" who wants to get knocked up by the clone of a human. The Bigfoot looked like a gorilla and the shark was Way Too muscly. The sexual dialouge sounded like an immature teen wrote it. I won't even call this a movie bc that would b an insult to cinema.

And I didn't even start on the horrible animation or Illuminati storyline.

Bigfoot!

[BandSAboutMovies · 5/10 · 24 November 2023]

I've been into this series since Bigfoot vs. The Illuminati and how can you not love movies with titles like Bigfoot vs. Krampus, Van Helsing, Xterminator and the AI Apocalypse, Bigfoot Goes to Hell and the upcoming Bigfoot vs. Megalodon 2? I nearly forgot Trump vs. The Illuminati!

As the last survivors of the human race try to rebuild society, they have to face off with Megalodon, which has been genetically engineered by the Third Reich, and as always, Aleister Crowley and his army of Archons.

On the good side, we have Van Helsing, Princess Kali, Dr. Jekyll and Bigfoot. Kali and Van Helsing - a clone of the original - have become something of a couple and debate recreating the human race if they ever stop fighting. Meanwhile, Crowley wants to lure Bigfoot to his side and sacrifice him to Satan.

Oh man. I just learned that there's another movie in this series, Tickles the Clown.

Just a warning. You might see this and thing it looks like your kid's favorite video game and think you can sit them in front of it. Unless you want your child to ask you some very strange questions about sexual slang, maybe you should find something else. Or I don't know, let them watch it and learn all about future Nazis and space princesses that like to rough sex. I'm not the parent. I'm just some guy who likes CGI Bigfoot swearing at people.

UNDERRATED MASTERPEICE

[KrampisCHrumpize214 · 10/10 · 17 September 2022]

If I had two critiques for this masterpeice, my first would be for bigfoot and megladon to have more scenes together, and the second would be to expand on the relationship between VH and the exterminator. I personally feel like Bigfoot and Megladon have exceptional chemistry and I would love to watch an enemies to lovers arc, and maybe even a few steamy scenes. Similarly, VH and Exterminator have that incredible chemistry. Of course, like all rational people, I find the exterminator to be the hottest creature in the movie, and he and VH obviously have so much tension. Also I would take out the pregnancy arc because she is so annoying and the femism leaves my body every second wshe is on screen. I wish she died instead of VH.