Supernatural (TV Series)
It's a Terrible Life (2009)
A.J. Buckley: Ed Zeddmore
Quotes
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Ed Zeddmore : next little trick, that we learned from those useless douchebags...
Harry Spangler : that we hate.
Ed Zeddmore : -the winchesters.
Harry Spangler : gun.
Ed Zeddmore : shotgun shell. pack it up with fresh rock salt.
Harry Spangler : very effective.
Ed Zeddmore : very effective.
Harry Spangler : winchester's still suck ass though.
Ed Zeddmore : affirmative. suckage major.
Dean Winchester : where do we even get a gun?
Sam Winchester : gun store?
Dean Winchester : isn't there like some kind of waiting period or something?
Sam Winchester : i think so.
Dean Winchester : well how in the hell...?
Sam Winchester : i don't know man, it seems pretty impossible honestly.
Dean Winchester : right.
Ed Zeddmore : the aforementioned, super annoying winchester douche-nozzles also taught us one other thing. you have to burn the remains.
Harry Spangler : okay, this next part gets a little gross. sometimes you might have to... dig up the body. sorry.
Ed Zeddmore : illegal in some states.
Harry Spangler : all states.
Ed Zeddmore : possibly all states.