- Zachariah: [to Dean Winchester] Most folks live and die without moving anything more than the dirt it takes to bury them. You get to change things. Save people. Maybe even the world.
- [In in alternate world where Dean is a corporate man and Sam works in tech support...]
- Dean Winchester: Should we go check this out?
- Sam Winchester: Like, right now?
- Dean Winchester: ...No, no, you're right, it's getting late.
- Sam Winchester: ...I am dying to check this out right now.
- Dean Winchester: Right?
- Dean Winchester: we do what I do best, Sammy - research.
- Sam Winchester: ok. did you just call me sammy?
- Dean Winchester: did i?
- Sam Winchester: i think you did. yeah. don't.
- Dean Winchester: [on the ghostfacers web site] i just found the best web site ever. Real actual ghost hunters. these guys are genius.
- Dean Winchester: You broke into their e-mail accounts?
- Sam Winchester: i used some... skills that i happen to have... to satisfy my curiosity.
- Dean Winchester: nice.
- Dean Winchester: holy crap dude.
- Sam Winchester: yeah. i could use a beer.
- Dean Winchester: oh, sorry man. I'm on a cleanse. I got rid of all the carbs in the house.
- Sam Winchester: hey, how the hell'd you know that ghosts are scared of wrenches?
- Dean Winchester: crazy, right? and nice job kicking in that door; that was very Jet Li. what are you, like a black belt or something?
- Sam Winchester: no. i have no clue how i did that.
- Ed Zeddmore: next little trick, that we learned from those useless douchebags...
- Harry Spangler: that we hate.
- Ed Zeddmore: -the winchesters.
- Harry Spangler: gun.
- Ed Zeddmore: shotgun shell. pack it up with fresh rock salt.
- Harry Spangler: very effective.
- Ed Zeddmore: very effective.
- Harry Spangler: winchester's still suck ass though.
- Ed Zeddmore: affirmative. suckage major.
- Dean Winchester: where do we even get a gun?
- Sam Winchester: gun store?
- Dean Winchester: isn't there like some kind of waiting period or something?
- Sam Winchester: i think so.
- Dean Winchester: well how in the hell...?
- Sam Winchester: i don't know man, it seems pretty impossible honestly.
- Dean Winchester: right.
- Ed Zeddmore: the aforementioned, super annoying winchester douche-nozzles also taught us one other thing. you have to burn the remains.
- Harry Spangler: okay, this next part gets a little gross. sometimes you might have to... dig up the body. sorry.
- Ed Zeddmore: illegal in some states.
- Harry Spangler: all states.
- Ed Zeddmore: possibly all states.
- Sam Winchester: we should keep doing this.
- Dean Winchester: I know!
- Sam Winchester: i mean it. there have got to be other ghosts out there. we could help a lot of people.
- Dean Winchester: right. we could be like the ghostfacers.
- Sam Winchester: no, really i mean. for real.
- Dean Winchester: what, quit our jobs and hit the road?
- Sam Winchester: exactly.
- Dean Winchester: how would we live? You've got to be kidding me. I mean how would we get by? Stolen credit cards, huh? Eating diner food drenched in saturated fats? Sharing a crappy motel room every night?
- Sam Winchester: that''s all just details.
- Dean Winchester: details are everything. you don't want to go fighting ghosts without health insurance.
- Sam Winchester: the worst time we've seen since the great depression...
- Dean Winchester: -is now. yeah, now sucks. my portfolio is in the sewer; i don't even want to talk about it.
- Sam Winchester: wait, are you saying... did you see... a ghost?
- Dean Winchester: i was freaking out. that guy penciled his damn neck.
- Sam Winchester: you did, didn't you? ok, listen. whiat if these suicides aren't suicides. what if there's something, not... natural?
- Sam Winchester: you know those dreams that i was telling you about? i was dreaming about ghosts then it turns out there's a REAL ghost.
- Sam Winchester: so you're telling me that your dreams are special visions and you're some kind of psychic?
- Sam Winchester: no! i mean, that would be nuts.