John Facenda: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : It's difficult to explain to people in Baltimore that this is the year "the game" won.

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : The National Football League begins steeping in honeysuckle in hot summer to sweeten an appetite for impact.

• [spoofing the Mission: Impossible TV series' mission orders that begin each episode] 

  Narrator : Good morning, Mr. Phelps. The Philadelphia Eagles had a conspicuous wealth of potential All-Pro talent. Your job, should you accept it, is to explain to the people in Philadelphia why this team will self-destruct in five seconds. Mission: Impossible