Punching the Clown (2009)

Matthew Walker: Matt Phillips

Quotes 

• Matt : I had sex with Carrie today

  Henry : Really?

  Matt : No.

• Matt : Hi, can I have something fruity with an umbrella in it, please? Something to get me messed up in a hurry?

  Becca : Oh, I'm sorry, we just have beer and wine.

  Matt : Then I'll take that bottle right there and one glass and a pretty smile.

  Becca : Oka... okay.