- Captain Chaotic: So, do you see yourself more as a musician or as a comedian?
- Henry: Well, I've always liked to say that I got foot in the music door and one foot in the comedy door. So I don't know if you can really picture that or not. I'm not really getting anywhere, I'm just kinda humping the wall in-between the two doors.
- Henry: One time I was watching a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs... ah, which I think is really the best way to watch a documentary, if you get a chance.
- Henry: Michelagelo apparently once said, um, that if people knew how hard he worked, they wouldn't call him a genius and I think with me, it's sort of the opposite, you know. I think that if people knew how little I worked on this stuff, I don't think they would say that I suck.
- Captain Chaotic: Are you in a relationship or something right now?
- Henry: Actually, no. I'm going through a little bit of a breakup situation right now, which sucks, and my friends are tired of hearing me complain about it. It's been about nine years now.
- Captain Chaotic: Okay, so Henry Phillips has the record deal, he's got the, uh, jolly green cash giant pooping in his hand and everything's going great. So, what happens next? I mean, are you gonna sell out to the man?
- Henry: You know, it's funny, I don't think I would have the ability to do it.
- Car Heckler Driver: You suck, Batman! Where's Robin? Where's the Joker?