Dynasty (TV Series)
Oil: Part 3 (1981)
Linda Evans: Krystle Carrington
Quotes
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Fallon Carrington : Krystle, you remember Andrew Laird, Daddy's consigliere.
Andrew Laird : [insulted] Fallon, that's not very funny.
Fallon Carrington : Sorry, I thought that was Italian for attorney.
Andrew Laird : [scoffs, then, to Krystle:] You look lovely. Very lovely.
Krystle Jennings : Thank you.
Andrew Laird : Miss Jennings, could I see you a moment privately? I have some papers that need to be signed.
Krystle Jennings : Sure.
Andrew Laird : [to everybody else] Ladies, would you all excuse us, please?
Krystle Jennings : [after the assorted dress fitters marched out] What papers?
Andrew Laird : [opened briefcase, took out prenuptial agreement forms] Oh, nothing very important. Just some technical documents required by the corporation.
Fallon Carrington : [to Krystle] He means a premarital property agreement.
Krystle Jennings : I'm not sure I understand.
Fallon Carrington : [most patronising tone] Oh, it's not very complicated. It's sort of a... rich man's divorce in advance.
Andrew Laird : Uh, Fallon, I don't think this is the proper occasion for your rather... *curious* sense of humor. Now, Miss Jennings, if you could sign right here at the bottom, and then again... here too, please.
Krystle Jennings : Uhm... Don't you think I should read it first?
Andrew Laird : Why, certainly, if you wanna take the time. But it's just a... formality. There's nothing very unusual in it.
Fallon Carrington : That's true. Fact is, it reads a lot like the Bible. You brought nothing into this world, and it is *certain* you can carry nothing out.
[shakes her head]
Andrew Laird : [irritated] Fallon, would you leave us, please?
Fallon Carrington : Is that a hint, Andy? Are you trying to get me to leave?
Andrew Laird : Uh-huh.
Fallon Carrington : [at the doorway] You might just as well sign it, babe. The wedding won't go on without it.