- Fallon Carrington: Krystle, you remember Andrew Laird, Daddy's consigliere.
- Andrew Laird: [insulted] Fallon, that's not very funny.
- Fallon Carrington: Sorry, I thought that was Italian for attorney.
- Andrew Laird: [scoffs, then, to Krystle:] You look lovely. Very lovely.
- Krystle Jennings: Thank you.
- Andrew Laird: Miss Jennings, could I see you a moment privately? I have some papers that need to be signed.
- Krystle Jennings: Sure.
- Andrew Laird: [to everybody else] Ladies, would you all excuse us, please?
- Krystle Jennings: [after the assorted dress fitters marched out] What papers?
- Andrew Laird: [opened briefcase, took out prenuptial agreement forms] Oh, nothing very important. Just some technical documents required by the corporation.
- Fallon Carrington: [to Krystle] He means a premarital property agreement.
- Krystle Jennings: I'm not sure I understand.
- Fallon Carrington: [most patronising tone] Oh, it's not very complicated. It's sort of a... rich man's divorce in advance.
- Andrew Laird: Uh, Fallon, I don't think this is the proper occasion for your rather... *curious* sense of humor. Now, Miss Jennings, if you could sign right here at the bottom, and then again... here too, please.
- Krystle Jennings: Uhm... Don't you think I should read it first?
- Andrew Laird: Why, certainly, if you wanna take the time. But it's just a... formality. There's nothing very unusual in it.
- Fallon Carrington: That's true. Fact is, it reads a lot like the Bible. You brought nothing into this world, and it is *certain* you can carry nothing out.
- [shakes her head]
- Andrew Laird: [irritated] Fallon, would you leave us, please?
- Fallon Carrington: Is that a hint, Andy? Are you trying to get me to leave?
- Andrew Laird: Uh-huh.
- Fallon Carrington: [at the doorway] You might just as well sign it, babe. The wedding won't go on without it.
- Steven Carrington: Jeff, you haven't seen Fallon since we were kids in camp. You don't know anything about her.
- Jeff Colby: Well, sure I do. She's smart and she's pretty and...
- [smiles]
- Jeff Colby: she can climb a tree like a monkey.
- Steven Carrington: And you may have also noticed that she has a tongue like a buggy whip.