Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Taste Makes Waist/The Wolf Who Cried Boy/Day of Doom (1992)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

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Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : Boy, I'm hungry. But I need to go on a diet.

  [turns on the TV] 

  TV Host : Do you need to go on a diet?

  Jon Arbuckle : How come my TV always knows what I'm thinking?

  Garfield : Just be glad someone does.

• TV Host : The following show is a half-hour commercial that we've disguised as a real program because we figure you're all too stupid to tell the difference.

  Garfield : At least they're honest.

• Sylvia Svelte : Well, have you decided what you would like?

  Jon Arbuckle : Yes, I'll have the turkey, my dog will have the beef...

  Garfield : And I'll have the rest!

• [Jon, Garfield, and Odie find that their diet food is extremely small] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Well, maybe it taste real good.

  [Jon eats his tiny turkey and clearly doesn't like it] 

  Jon Arbuckle : How's yours, Garfield?

  Garfield : [looks through a microscope]  Hold on, wait a minute. I think I found some cheese. No, that's a stain on the lens.

  [eats his tiny lasagna] 

  Garfield : Yuck City! Who in the world could be stupid enough to like this food?

  [Odie gladly licks all his food and holds up his plate, wanting more] 

  Garfield : You'd think with a tongue like that, he'd have some taste buds.

• Sylvia Svelte : How did you find our turkey?

  Jon Arbuckle : I moved a cranberry and there it was. Miss Svelte, your food is terrible. You want to know how terrible it is?

  Sylvia Svelte : How terrible is it?

  Jon Arbuckle : [points to Garfield]  HE won't eat it.

  Garfield : And that's pretty terrible.

• Jon Arbuckle : I demand my money back.

  Sylvia Svelte : Sorry. No refunds.

  Jon Arbuckle : I said I want my money back!

  Sylvia Svelte : I don't have time to argue. I have to go do another commercia... Uh, uh, TV show. Bruno! Igor!

  Jon Arbuckle : I am not leaving without a refund.

  [the two large men, Bruno and Igor, appear behind Jon] 

  Garfield : You ARE leaving without a refund.

  [Bruno and Igor toss Jon and Garfield out of the store] 

  Garfield : Those guys have not been living on the food here.

• Garfield : Hey, it's okay to eat healthy, just so long as you eat something.

• Narrator : Yes, it was Monday. Monday. The most horrible, awful nightmare of a day in the whole week.

  Garfield : What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

  Jon Arbuckle : [appears with a plate]  Today, Garfield, we're going to eat nothing but raisins.

  Garfield : Raisins? AAAAH!

• Garfield : [opens the door]  Hey, it's Monday in there. Is it Monday out here, too?

  [Garfield is hit with a pie] 

  Garfield : Yep, it's Monday out here, too.

• Narrator : As he wondered through the park, the cat could only think of one thing.

  Garfield : Wonder if it's still Monday.

  [Garfield is hit with another pie] 

  Garfield : Yep, still Monday.

• [Jon, Garfield, and Odie find a wishing well in the park] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Funny, I never noticed a wishing well here before.

  Narrator : And when his master gave him a coin and invited him to make a wish, the cat could only think of one thing.

  Garfield : I wish... it would... never be Monday again.

  [Garfield tosses the coin in the wishing well] 

  Narrator : Impossible? Perhaps. But the thing that you must always remember about wishes is this: Sometimes... Sometimes, when you least expect it, they come true.

• [after Monday is removed] 

  Garfield : Where's the food?

  Jon Arbuckle : There isn't any food. I can't buy food until I get paid and I get paid on Mondays.

  Garfield : Hey, I don't want to hear this. Just make lasagna and lots of it.

  Jon Arbuckle : I can't cook until I get paid, Garfield, and besides, I usually make you lasagna on Mondays.

• [after Monday is brought back] 

  Narrator : And so, Garfield could face the world forevermore unafraid of Mondays. Everything had changed.

  [Garfield is hit with a pie] 

  Narrator : Well, maybe not everything.

  Garfield : Next wishing well I find, I'm getting rid of narrators.