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8/10
Not what I expected, which makes it even better
ShaunV19904 July 2020
On first sight I thought this would be the sort of "mockumentary" that would deliver a monumental personality that everybody can hate and laugh at. I couldn't have been more wrong. After a few cringe/awkward moments, slowly Ronnie's personality starts to develop. And the picture that you get is of a person who is realizing his time on earth is coming to an end. He contemplates on life and by growing older also feels he's getting every day less visible. In an effort to get back a grip he starts telling this cleary exaggerated stories te any stranger who wants to listen. It's clear (even to him) that many people don't believe him, and if they believe him they only want to use him for their own benefit.

This man is a very lonely soul and clearly extremely narcistic. His social skills are sad to witness and he never really learned how to build friendships. He has a total lack of empathy and cannot listen to anyone else except himself. It would have been very easy to picture him in such a way he would only have been an asshole. But by portraying him in the way they did, you could feel empathy for this man, and in his own way there is a lot of suffering in his life. He was a victim of his own upbringing, that same upbringing he uses to be seen by people, but by doing this he's actually erasing his own chance to ever become a "real" person.
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7/10
A study in loneliness framed by excess.
LilyWai22 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I found this documentary very hard to watch, it felt a little like watching a slow-moving, tragic car accident as it headed towards assured impact. I half expected the morbidly obese Baron Ronald Busch Reisinger to have a massive coronary or stroke as we watched him gorge on huge quantities of rich calorific food (enough for three or four people) and repeatedly get his huge frame get wedged in furniture & struggle to extricate himself. I couldn't help but feel for the man as I don't think this was the regal image he was hoping to portray. In between his frequent & excessive food consumption he tries in a manifest and clumsy way to engage, befriend and impress random people and often the cruise staff first by introducing himself - not his given name "Ronald" but rather by using "Baron", his title - and then regaling them with his over-the-top stories about how wonderful & fascinating his life is...when it seemed anything but. He talks about watching people's eyes glaze over when in conversation with them but I would argue this is not because of becoming invisible with his increasing age, as he asserts, but rather because he talks incessantly about himself & seems to have little interest in anyone else or their lives. He does at one point find a willing eager audience for his patter about his wealth and his resident Scottish castle...but they are not the stylish, erudite people you know he was hoping for but rather a couple of surgically tightened rather gaudy elderly women. With dollar signs flashing in their eyes the facts are lost in translation as they incorrectly pick him as related to the well known US presidential Bush family, not his actual lesser known family name of Busch, from the Budweiser brewing fame. He does have some straight-to-camera moments of brutal honesty where speaks of his fear of dying, his addiction to food, the heartbreak he experienced with the breakdown of his first marriage and his difficult distant relationship with his parents, particularly his Mother, as a child but these moment are relatively few which is a shame. Including more of this kind of real honest content would have created a more truthful counterbalance to the more ego-driven, outlandish parts of his presentation and the documentary as a whole. All in all it was a stark illustration that having all the money in the world cannot buy you happiness. Even his description of his current marriage, where he declared he knew his much younger wife was only with him because he was rich, was a brutally sad I portrayal of financially-motivated marital coupling. I was left pondering his motivation is for attending these cruises and came to the conclusion that it gives him the opportunity; to feel superior to other cruisers, to feel good about himself at a time in his life when he struggles to do so and to freely and with abandon consume as much food as his vast appetite desires.
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6/10
Moves a little slow
ghemcartographer11 May 2022
It's a sad story, but has some funny moments. It's got this existential feel because It's almost too real. I had to watch it in three sessions. I would give it a try for something different.
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10/10
What a Fascinating Man!
pookysnackenberg21 September 2020
All of Baron Reisinger's stories seem to be to good to be true. However, a simple troll through Google seems to indicate that this film barely scratches the surface. Truly one of the world's most interesting people!
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4/10
Absolutely depressing
krgetson4 December 2020
This simultaneously convinced me that Ronnie has a terribly depressing life, and that I never want to go on a cruise. I pray that I never end up anything like that man.
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4/10
So much potential - Poor execution
MovieWatcher90114 September 2020
They take a fascinating subject and try to make him look like a buffoon. They portray cruising as a group of sad and lonely old people being bored. So much potential to make a great documentary but poorly executed.
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4/10
Kingdom of Bored
ashleyhill-818016 September 2020
Watching this movie is a lot like being on a cruise by yourself. It does capture an accurate picture of the typical sailing. Lots of old people on scooters. There are some laugh out loud moments, but you need to have been on a cruise to find them funny. Awkward banter from ship's staff, silly games etc. Everyone probably knows somebody like the Baron, or at least met one at a party. We end up feeling sorry for him, and I imagine he is a good person at heart. I would do my best to smile and laugh at his stories, but then look for any opportunity to escape. The film is just not very good and too long. About 30 minutes in I was looking to escape.
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