Lucifer (TV Series)
It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (2020)
D.B. Woodside: Melvin the Magnificent
Quotes
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Melvin the Magnificent : For just twelve dollars, our deluxe ceremony of Anubis includes this ceremonial mask, two acolytes, and a drum made from the skin of a Vestal Virgin, a gilded sacrificial dagger, and one live... chicken!
Lucifer Morningstar : It never ends well for the chicken.
Melvin the Magnificent : Or you might prefer our economy package. Only six dollars! And the chicken heart comes pre-sacrificed for your convenience.
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Jack : Can any of your "parishioners" account for your whereabouts from noon to six today?
Melvin the Magnificent : Well, sure, I was here. I did four tarot card readings... uh, an exorcism... and a bar mitzvah.
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Melvin the Magnificent : Melvin the Magnificent, at your service! Board-certified priest, oracle, shaman, and justice of the peace.