Lucifer (TV Series)

It Never Ends Well for the Chicken (2020)

Lauren German: Jack Monroe

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• Jack : So when you find out the best thing that ever happened to you started with a lie, well, it's like building a house on quicksand. Sooner or later it all falls apart.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Sorry. Got lost in a daydream, on account of your problem being so extraordinarily boring.

• Jack : Yeah, thanks for having my six back there.

  Lucifer Morningstar : But you told me to stay behind you. Which wasn't easy considering you spent so much time on the pavement.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Aren't you lucky to benefit from the experience your wife has gained with dozens, maybe hundreds of men? Firemen, barbers, sailors, carnival barkers...

  Jack : Yeah, I get it.

• Jack : You get a description?

  Gertie : Sure, sure. Handsome. Kind of beefy. Short-haired, strong jaw. Usually wears a plain blue suit. Oh! And an eye patch.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, you might have led with that.

• Jack : Can any of your "parishioners" account for your whereabouts from noon to six today?

  Melvin the Magnificent : Well, sure, I was here. I did four tarot card readings... uh, an exorcism... and a bar mitzvah.

• William McKinnon : Who the hell are you?

  Jack : Jack Monroe, PI.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Lucifer Morningstar, Devil.

• Jack : [Tommy Stomponato is found dead]  They took his heart. What do you think they did with it?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, he didn't seem the type to wear it on his sleeve.