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The Good Place (TV Series)
You've Changed, Man (2020)
Kristen Bell: Eleanor Shellstrop
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Eleanor Shellstrop : Okay, we need to come up with our ideal plan in about ten minutes.
Michael : Guys, it's all come to this. Everything we've been through - multiple lives you led on Earth, all the lives here, all the ethics training and lessons and journeys to the farthest corners of the afterlife - all happened so that we could be here together, as the very best versions of ourselves, to solve the ultimate problem... in the nick of time.
Eleanor Shellstrop : [unimpressed] Cool speech. Now it's nine minutes.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : You seem oddly sure, which is unlike you, but... it's kinda doing it for me. Should we get out of here? No, but I like the confidence!
Chidi Anagonye : Well, when you have a thousand different versions of you over multiple timelines fused and instantly placed into your consciousness, it gives you a real sense of clarity.
Michael : [grinning] You saw the Time Knife, didn't you?
Chidi Anagonye : Yep. Saw the Time Knife.
[shrugs]
Chidi Anagonye : It was neat.
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Chidi Anagonye : So anyone who doesn't meet the threshold for the new Medium Place neighborhood is yours for the taking. The Bad Place still has plenty of people to torture.
Shawn : I have to admit, this does make sense. And I like that your side is settling for a crappy deal while my side stays mostly the same. What the hell. I'm in.
Michael : Really?
Shawn : [laughs] No! You actually believed me?
Eleanor Shellstrop : Dude, in 20 minutes, all of humanity is going to be erased forever.
Shawn : And?
Chidi Anagonye : The Bad Place will get emptied out, too. You'll have no one to torture for billions of years. Everyone loses.
Shawn : Oh, I know. But here's the thing: I don't care if everyone loses as long as you lose.
Michael : Shawn, listen to reason.
Shawn : Why should I? None of this would have happened if you hadn't mucked around with your Neighborhood and your new ideas. New ideas are gross. They sicken me.
Jason Mendoza : [crosses his arms] Shawn, you used to be cool. But you've changed, man.
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Eleanor Shellstrop : Okay, we need to think bigger. We need to come up with an entirely new afterlife system that both the Good and Bad Places agree on, which seems impossible.
Tahani Al-Jamil : Nonsense. Compromise is always possible. I was once in Portofino with Bruno Mars, LeBron James, and Dr. Ruth Westheimer...
Eleanor Shellstrop : We don't have time for this right now, babe.
Tahani Al-Jamil : Fine. Long story short, LeBron performed a successful tracheotomy, the song won multiple Grammys, and everyone was really happy.
Eleanor Shellstrop : [frowns] Well, now I want to hear the story.
Tahani Al-Jamil : No, you're right. Let's focus.