One Day at a Time (TV Series)

Retrospective: Part 1 (1980)

Mackenzie Phillips: Julie Cooper Horvath

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• Ann Romano : [Schneider has learned from a lady friend that the apartment building is going condo]  This is really a fine how-do-you-do, getting thrown out of our own place.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Tell ya, Ms Romano, I'm gonna have to go, too. Helen told me that the new owners are gonna be using a maintenance service.

  Julie Cooper Horvath : Oh, Schneider.

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, not to worry. Actually, I've been itchin' to get into my camper and travel around rural America. I got enough money to last me the rest of my life. Or six months, whichever comes first.

  Ann Romano : Schneider, are you sure your lady friend knows what she's talking about?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Ms Romano, there's two reasons why we can trust Helen: one, she's crazy about me; and two, she's a Notary Republic.

• Dwayne F. Schneider : The building's gonna be sold, and the new owners are gonna go condo.

  Barbara Cooper : Oh, no.

  Ann Romano : Condo? Schneider, that's terrible. Are you sure?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : Yeah, I'm positive.

  Julie Cooper Horvath : [they talk it over, letting the news sink in]  Schneider, who's buying the building?

  Dwayne F. Schneider : What, are you kidding? Who else. Foreigners. We may put our flags out on the Fourth of July, but it's the Arabs and the Japanese who are singing, God Bless America.