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Bottled water, anyone?
lor_26 September 2019
In the opening vignette of this Girlsway DVD devoted to what pornographers euphemistically call "female ejaculation", we have AJ Applegate and Megan Rain downing bottle after bottle of unmarked Evian or Poland Spring, as Megan regales her friend about her recent sexual adventure with yoga instructor Adriana Chechik, which was documented on screen in the first volume this of "Squirting Stories" series.

Too obvious to be called an in-joke, that guzzling implies the imbibing of H2O is how porn gals ready themselves to emit fountains of squirt in these orgasmic scenes, when in fact they prime their pumps with turkey basters or other enema-like methods of self-bloating to produce the desired effect on cue.

AJ & Megan are treated to a threesome with instructor Chechik on their yoga mats with many of mouthful of squirt swallowed in the goofy scene together. Not to worry, the other vignettes try to outdo this spectacle of wetness.

And the finale here does outdo it by casting four lovely blondes on a couch outdoing each other in a sort of squirt contest. Premise is that Luna Star and Lena Paul are enlisted as squirting teachers, and soon Natalia Starr and Zoey Monroe are proving to be quick (and messy) learners. Like the Chechik scene, the gimmick is so overdone as to be risible rather than arousing.

The other scenes are more conventional. One is a female version of the unfortunately popular Cuckold genre, with lesbian icon Sinn Sage, of all people, cast as the female cuckold in what proves to be a NonSex role. she is married to Karla Kush, and visiting the couple for dinner is Sage's business partner Georgia Jones.

Georgia instantly seduces Kush when Sage is not looking (in another room temporarily) and the overlong vignette has the unfaithful spouse Karla humping Jones first in the kitchen and then clandestinely under the dining room table. This is supposed to be funny (though cuckold porn is never successful in this regard) due to Sage's never figuring out what's going on right under her nose.

Final vignette is a follow-up to a Cadence Lux scene in the release "Private Cleaning". She plays a cleaning lady tidying up at client Maddy O'Reilly's home, but given a condescending hard time by meanie Maddy. Rather than take it, Cadence recalls her earlier encounter with a haughty Brit played by Veronica Vain, and we see a brief set-up flashback of Vain berating her from that earlier video.

Cadence vows "never again", and gives Maddy a piece of her mind, merely leading to lesbian sex with her in the kitchen and some patented Lux squirting. I must be slow on the draw, but after having seen and enjoyed Cadence's work in dozens of videos, it didn't dawn on me till watching this one that her stage surname might have been taken from Lux soap.
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