Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Jack Malloy : [after being caught by his children posing on the couch with Mr. Floppy]  Lock the door on your way out.

  Tiffany Malloy : [to Ryan, as they go up the steps of the basement]  At least he had his clothes on.

• Jack Malloy : [to Jennie]  I can't say no to the kids. I mean, Ryan climbed on my lap and said we looked like brothers. And Tiffany looked at me with those big sad eyes and said "Whatever Daddy does is okay."

  [scoffs:] 

  Jack Malloy : And you say she manipulates me?

  Jennie Malloy : Jack, aren't you scared to drive with the kids?

  Jack Malloy : Hey, at the used car lot I drive with drunks, crazies and foreigners every day. Worse, I drive with senior citizens, and worse still, I drive with Asian senior citizens. After that, nothing scares you!

  [scene shifts to Tiffany recklessly driving the car] 

  Jack Malloy : Slow down, slow down, you're not going to beat the train!

  [railroad bell dings] 

  Jack Malloy : No!

  [yells in panic] 

  Jack Malloy : Tiffany! Slow down, slow down!

  Tiffany Malloy : Calm down, Daddy, it's the perfect time to speed, I don't have my license yet!

  [roadside carnage] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Ooh. Besides, I'm in total control.

  [more roadside carnage] 

  Tiffany Malloy : What does that sign say?

  Jack Malloy : Stop.

  Tiffany Malloy : Hah. Stop. At the speed I'm going?

  [consults rear view mirror to check up on hair] 

  Tiffany Malloy : God, my hair is a mess. If a cop stops us...

  [to Ryan] 

  Tiffany Malloy : You don't have a brush?

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, I had a brush. A brush with death! Dad, did you see that? She's gonna get us killed.

  Jack Malloy : Yes, I saw it, that's why my eyes are closed.

• Ryan Malloy : [from back seat]  Hey, c'mon, it's my turn to drive.

  Tiffany Malloy : I just started, I've only been driving ten minutes.

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, but you covered three hundred miles.

  [leaning over front seat] 

  Ryan Malloy : I'm bored. I wanna hear some music. I'm gonna turn the radio up.

  Tiffany Malloy : [yells]  Oh my God!

  [brakes the car, comes to a screeching halt, causing two other cars to follow suit] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh my God!

  [Ryan's face is squashed up against the windscreen, but he is not the reason for her concern] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

  [in elated awe] 

  Jack Malloy : What is it? What is it?

  Tiffany Malloy : [gasping with joy, pointing]  It's a sale on cashmere sweaters...!

  Jack Malloy : [completely ignoring Ryan's predicament]  Tiffany, you're going to have to learn to pay attention. Driving is serious business.

  Tiffany Malloy : Well, you don't have to yell at me!

  [sobs] 

  Tiffany Malloy : I think someone owes me an apology...!

  [voice trembling] 

  Jack Malloy : I'm sorry, sweetheart, I just... I just overreacted.

  [coddles her, still ignoring Ryan] 

  Ryan Malloy : [hollowly]  Dad... I think I broke my nose.