Groucho Marx: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Groucho Marx : Geologists are really doing a wonderful work these days. Now, what do they do?

  Clarence Allen : Oh, we study rocks, hunt for minerals, hunt for oil, hunt for anything valuable in the earth's surface.

  Groucho Marx : You actually look for rocks, is that it?

  Clarence Allen : That's right.

  Groucho Marx : Just wanted to be sure. On this program, we never take anything for granite, you know.

• Groucho Marx : How did you decide to become a sculptor?

  Yucca Salamunich : [answers question ending with]  I studied... history of art - and anatomy.

  Groucho Marx : We'll I've studied anatomy, but I doubt if I could ever be a sculptor - however, I'm told I'm a pretty good chiseler.