- Groucho Marx: Geologists are really doing a wonderful work these days. Now, what do they do?
- Clarence Allen: Oh, we study rocks, hunt for minerals, hunt for oil, hunt for anything valuable in the earth's surface.
- Groucho Marx: You actually look for rocks, is that it?
- Clarence Allen: That's right.
- Groucho Marx: Just wanted to be sure. On this program, we never take anything for granite, you know.
- Groucho Marx: How did you decide to become a sculptor?
- Yucca Salamunich: [answers question ending with] I studied... history of art - and anatomy.
- Groucho Marx: We'll I've studied anatomy, but I doubt if I could ever be a sculptor - however, I'm told I'm a pretty good chiseler.