You Bet Your Life (TV Series)
Episode #5.9 (1954)
Groucho Marx: Self - Host
Quotes
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[interviewing big game hunter Beverly Putnam]
Groucho Marx : I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, you know. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.
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Hal Keene : I'm a representative for the Encyclopaedia Britannica, and I'm a professional wrestler.
Groucho Marx : You're a wrestler, and you also sell the encyclopedia? You're half book salesman and half nelson, in other words. Well, which interests you the most, Joanne, books or wrestling?
Joanne Keene : Wrestling, of course, because I'm a lady wrestler, myself.
Groucho Marx : You're both wrestlers, huh? In other words, your marriage is a tossup, huh? How did you meet Hal, Joanne, or was it more of a collision?
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Groucho Marx : Seven girls, huh? That's even more important than I realized, this job. You're in charge of seven girls?
Martha Parson : Yes.
Groucho Marx : Where do they put these gyroscopes?
Martha Parson : This is all government work, and it's strictly confidential.
Groucho Marx : Seven women work on this job, and they keep it a secret?