- [interviewing big game hunter Beverly Putnam]
- Groucho Marx: I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, you know. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.
- Hal Keene: I'm a representative for the Encyclopaedia Britannica, and I'm a professional wrestler.
- Groucho Marx: You're a wrestler, and you also sell the encyclopedia? You're half book salesman and half nelson, in other words. Well, which interests you the most, Joanne, books or wrestling?
- Joanne Keene: Wrestling, of course, because I'm a lady wrestler, myself.
- Groucho Marx: You're both wrestlers, huh? In other words, your marriage is a tossup, huh? How did you meet Hal, Joanne, or was it more of a collision?
- Groucho Marx: Seven girls, huh? That's even more important than I realized, this job. You're in charge of seven girls?
- Martha Parson: Yes.
- Groucho Marx: Where do they put these gyroscopes?
- Martha Parson: This is all government work, and it's strictly confidential.
- Groucho Marx: Seven women work on this job, and they keep it a secret?