Quotes
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[Charlie hands Maggie the proctoscope for removing a mobile phone from a patient's backside]
Charlie Fairhead : All yours.
Maggie Coldwell : [ironically] Thanks, pal!
[as Maggie moves closer to the cubicle and pulls back the curtain, the phone rings]
Maggie Coldwell : That shouldn't be switched on in here.
[Maggie holds up the proctoscope]
Tom Symonds : This is gonna hurt, isn't it?
Maggie Coldwell : Er... probably. Sorry. You'll survive.
[Tom Symonds winces]
