- [Charlie, Maggie and Kelsey are looking at the pelvic x-ray of a man who has been brought in with a mobile phone jammed up his rectum]
- Kelsey Phillips: [incredulously] Is that a phone?
- Maggie Coldwell: [chuckling] Yeah. D'you reckon he can get a signal in there?
- [Charlie hands Maggie the proctoscope for removing a mobile phone from a patient's backside]
- Charlie Fairhead: All yours.
- Maggie Coldwell: [ironically] Thanks, pal!
- [as Maggie moves closer to the cubicle and pulls back the curtain, the phone rings]
- Maggie Coldwell: That shouldn't be switched on in here.
- [Maggie holds up the proctoscope]
- Tom Symonds: This is gonna hurt, isn't it?
- Maggie Coldwell: Er... probably. Sorry. You'll survive.
- [Tom Symonds winces]