Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Sound of Drums (2007)

Zoe Thorne: Sphere Voice

Quotes 

• Female Toclafane : People of the Earth, we come in peace. We bring great gifts. We bring technology and wisdom and protection and all we ask in return is your friendship.

  The Master : Oh, sweet. And this species has identified itself. They're called the Toclafane.

  The Doctor : What?

  The Master : And tomorrow morning, they will appear. Not in secret, but to all of you. Diplomatic relations with a new species will begin. Tomorrow, we take our place in the universe.

• Female Toclafane : The lady doesn't like us.

  Male Toclafane : Silly lady. Dead lady.

• Female Toclafane : The lady doesn't like us.

  Male Toclafane : Silly lady. Dead lady.

• Female Toclafane : Is the machine ready?

  The Master : Tomorrow morning. It reaches critical at 8.02 precisely.

  Female Toclafane : We have to escape, because it's coming, sir. The darkness, the never ending darkness. The terribly terrible cold. We have to run and run and run.

  The Master : Eight o'clock tomorrow morning. Tell your people. The world is waiting.

• President : My name is Arthur Colman Winters, President Elect of the United States of America and designated representative of the United Nations. I welcome you to the Planet Earth and its associated Moon.

  Male Toclafane : [complaining]  You're not The Master!

  Female Toclafane : We like the Mister Master!

  Male Toclafane : We don't like you!

  President : [confused]  I... can be Master, if you so wish. I will accept mastery over you, if that is God's will...

  Male Toclafane : Man is stupid! The Master is our friend!

  Female Toclafane : Where's my Master? Pretty-please?

  The Master : Oh, all right then, it's me! Ta-da!

  [stands up and laughs] 

  The Master : Sorry. Sorry, I have this effect. People just get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is it the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I don't know. It's crazy!