Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Stolen Apples (1986)

Shirley Stoler: Mrs. Steve

Quotes 

• Mrs. Steve : Come out here, you little dickens! Give me back my apples!

  Randy : No!

  Mrs. Steve : All right, then. Ha! You asked for it!

  [sits on Pee-wee's bed hard] 

  Randy : Get her off of me! Get her off of me!

  Pterri : [singsong voice]  You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble!

  Randy : [emerging]  Stool pigeon.

• Pee-wee Herman : If you didn't steal Mrs. Steve's apples, then what are these?

  [shows Randy some apple cores] 

  Randy : I didn't steal 'em. I just kinda took 'em. Besides, what's the big deal? They were just some crummy crab apples.

  Pee-wee Herman : Those crummy crabapples belong to Mrs. Steve. You shouldn't steal stuff that doesn't belong to you.

  Mrs. Steve : That's right. I demand an apology from you, young man!

  Randy : Eh.

  Pee-wee Herman : Go on, Randy. Say you're sorry.

  Randy : All right. I'm sorry.

  Mrs. Steve : Sorry isn't going to put those apples back on my tree. I want you to promise me that you will *never* do that again.

  Randy : I promise, Mrs. Steve. I had no idea that taking your delicious apples was going to upset you so. I'm awfully sorry. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Please!

  Mrs. Steve : Well, I suppose I can forgive you this one time. But if it ever happens again, I'm calling the police, and you'll go to prison with all the other apple stealers.